How to Pay for a Baby: Analysis of Language

"How to Pay for a Baby", written by parenting columnist Kool A.D, shows a distinct combination of colloquial and slang sociolect. This use of modern and relatable language is used to create a connection between the author and reader, essentially being able to better attain the reader's attention and establish trust. By writing in such grammatically relaxed language, the writer is able to create comic remarks targeted at other young parents who connect with this specific use of language. Several jokes are added throughout the text, making it unique from commonly posted formal baby-care/finance columns. The language used within the text is pop-culture/internet deprived slang, promoted by the use of abbreviations such as "hella", "I'mma" and "outa". From this, one can depict that the author originates from a region where informal diction dominates formal diction. The region influencing the author's writing might be a 'hip' site as he mentions popular internet personnels such as Kehlani, jokes about the rising trend of B-list rappers, comments on binge ordering popular shoes and watching Netflix. Starting off the column with "I'mma keep it 100 with ya'll", the reader is informed with the realism that the author is trying to share, creating an author-reader connection. Constant use of profanity as well promotes the idea of realism, as young adults are prone to informal dialect. The author contradicts the purpose and functionality of everyday points, as he has become more financially aware since having a child. The author's "craz[y]" point of "need[ing] money to live indoors", relates to the author's view on rent, attaining salary, grocery shopping, etc. "Money is wild fake", "fake-a** currency" and "worthless tiny pieces of paper" show the author's passive-aggressive relationship with money. The author is presented as knowledgeable on the subject, as he has a wide array of topics to comment on. Although his use of informal diction may suggest otherwise, he has managed to communicate valuable financial tips through comical and relatable language, adding a refreshing use of language that is not commonly seen when discussing topics of this matter.